The semester that was!

So it ended the fateful yet rather bleak and event less semester......or thats what the mundane minds of ppl like ravi would say.Personally i felt there were jus too many things happenin this semester. The college which as we all know is very hectic and takes up a lot of my very precious time.And since im a firm believer that one must have ample attendance to get a feeling of satisfaction out of college life,yes, its tougher for me.
But speaking of attendance in this semester gives me a big shot of cocaine up my $%^$ cuz it has yet again proved that god exists.God the almighty equalizer and the harbinger of eternal harmony has showed us his presence - IYER GOT LAG!! I mean for all the inane and insane nonsense that happens in this world there is hope for us to continue. We cant live in a world where he can do watever he wants and still doesn get a LAG can we??? i mean its bad enough he clogs up the WIFI network with his unsanctimonious(ahh...always wanted to do tht to him) and abysmally unclear ideas of what to do on the internet (and my dear friends on tht note im workin day and night to find a way to block him from going to those highly objectionable websites an i promise u in due course i shall find an answer).
Otherwise the sem was fairly peaceful... spike has successfully completed this semester without buying even a toothpick/paste. Actually i found out tht only the day i left.. before that i thought it was just the bucket,mug,shampoo and washing powder apart from the occasional clips and hanger...but thts ok.. happens!
That reminds me i feel its better to borrow than to remain without something..like for example.....LAN!! haha.. we all know where im going.A certain person is really happy and jumping about in his checked shorts(who the hell wears chekd shorts???..i mean checked ??? as in lik a john miller shirt o somethin!!) that he has finally got LAN!!! a certain somethin that normal people have been enjoying for more than 6 months now!! i mean lan is so out... ppl move on to wifi an now he gets LAN..baah.. Not to mention all the various uses the poor computer of his has been subjected to. Especially with that archaic roomie of his! its degenerated so much that rumors flying in the hostel say it attracts warden Harriharan late in the night...scary.

On the more sane side of the hostel shielded against iyer by a few walls and against the lanlessly impotent gay me an lappu hav finished yet another argument over some absolutely irrelevent nonsense on the internet.Not to mention the various "haha my wifis downloadin at 100kbps(A dream)".. and" haha ur comp cant support tab effect on mozilla"(it really cant!! boo).
But we have made a few advancements on our career options.For instance we once started a conversation at 4 in the night before a practical exam on what we would do once we go to us for MS!!!..again.. happens...
Another thing that happens is ppl disappearing... sp??nowadays hes known to be spotted during cricket matches and somewhere in the corridors of the ground floor with one extremely bright junior guy... i dono...its all from sources u c..and besides it can be tough to spot someone below the knee... i mean u don look there do u?
Spotting can really be necessary in our gang of guys..I mean how else does one run into rama? unless u hav a tracking system that finds guys stuck to a phone in the ear and virtual guns in their hands..Well hes lik some of those weird tropical birds that show up during the nice seasons..So much so that these birds mark the beginning of the season. Rama is one such bird (ramesses fliers) which can be spotted marking the beginning of any exam..When we see rama u know its time to study!! be it watever exam u know hes got it covered for himself AND for u! hell even have a few time table options all planned with bathroom breaks for me an ravi!! wat would we do without him... hmm..not study maybe but still..wat would we..
When i thought i must rant away about all of us i wanted a particular viewpoint to begin with.. i thought i would try one of VC'c... of course it never got done.. Wasn't VC making a movie/short film/commercial/random photos...something like that???
but u know how it is... the rule that must not be said... vc movie= not getting done... hmmm..maybe VC should stick to playin san andreas.But hes already like all those professionals indefinitely postponing his shoots and release... For sometime with all those dates going around for our wifi i thought wifi will will be co-released with VC's movie.. but even they couldn delay it that much!!...losers

I love picking on people and who better than my friends..As far as i am concerned i hav spent another 5 months bugging all of them and laughing at every single atrocious and absolutely admonishable thing they have done(except iyer cuz what he does is just unpardonable).So pardon me for all the silly jokes, not so silly ones etc.. and if u don't then to hell with u!

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P.S. look out for more.. i think maybe my next post should be about things less explored..like sleep o something..