Well ppl were back to totally nonsensical and absolutely irrelevant blogin. Its amazing how these thoughts just never seem to give me a break during the exams.Its almost as if the exams seem to crank up this side of the brain. Anyway guys moving right along..We are all surrounded by suck-ups, not one or two of them.they seem to breed by the hundreds like a swarm of mutually dependant bees. but the amazing thing is they seem to get their work done always.What makes them so successful?Is it that their blessed characters have additional talents and sterlingly superlative skills?? No the answer is they know how to lick the derrieres and thats all!
Coming to the point of the blog, there was a recent survey among ppl in an office on how much time they spent with their family members including the "family dog" and the result was a resounding victory for the dog!! amazed? its hardly surprising to me. Well its easy to understand the human psyche here.The dog is a creature that loves its master no holds barred.It can't assess the individual.U could be cyrus broacha or a serial killer.. even srimao bhandara naike was loved by her dog( don jump on me its just an eg.!!) The dog is always happy to see the master.And even better is the fact that the dog never speaks back.It doesn't object to anything its master says!
Now for the implication which the brighter among you might have already started seeing.The dog is a symbolic outburst of man's "social insecurity". I don mean "social rejects" mind you.They're different.Some ppl are inherently socially insecure.The main way these ppl make friends and acquaintances is by sucking up. The dog is the common link.Most ppl voted in the above survey by their colleagues as suck ups were the same ppl who devoted their attention to the dog! Funny isn't it?? not really..The dog gains your favour above other family members by sucking up which is its nature and also its master loves it cuz its a wonderful suck up.The result is ppl who love their dogs so much end up not only sucking up themselves but also encouraging others to suck-up to them! This may be absolutely sub-conscious but its the reality. Most of such ppl get to good positions by sucking up and then encourage others to suck-up to them!
What a wonderful world we live in!
Pls note that i hav nothing against dogs and their owners! they are wonderful creatures( few owners too).Its just that ass lickers are all over us! and we need awareness in this world to await their onslaught!
*Amen*
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